

…and the attorney general of Guam is busy declaring war on TikTok. Because outrage over kids dancing to Cardi B and JLo on a social media app is more outrageous than the price of gas in these crazy and absurd times we live in.
By the way, as of the publication of this story at 4:30 p.m. (ChST), Wednesday, March 9, 2022, gas prices at 76 and Shell on Guam have yet to increase; and gas prices at Shell in Saipan have yet to increase.