By Mabel Doge Luhan Troy Torso always celebrates the winners in the news. I, on the other side, am A HYPERELDERLY WRETCH, so I want their names when they lose!…
When Dennis Rodriguez lost the gubernatorial election primary in 2018, he and his wife Lena could have done what many less-than-sincere politicians do when they don’t get what they want…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Good news for people who love bad news! On April 19th, IPI declared not just moral but also financial bankruptcy! You can find the list of…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Have you ever read something (EXCLUDING MY INNOVATIVE AND HELPFUL COLUMN) that you badly needed to be funny, but it turned out to be completely unfunny?…
Remember how senators were tripping all over themselves to gift pay raises throughout GovGuam with our money? Or how legalizing fireworks and then regulating fireworks became their biggest priority? About…
By Mabel Doge Luhan My previous article, about weed, weddings, and Amazon (sort of like Wein, Weib, und Gesang) was even more popular than I’d hoped for! In fact, my…
I finally made a physical-mental connection between the Holy Eucharist and its actuality as the Body of Christ after five years of going to Mass. And it happened as I…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Life here in Saipan has been so hectic since the planeloads of Australian and Malaysian tourists started arriving! Thanks for the good work, MVA. All those…
I always hated when the workers at Paradise Fitness Center left their jobs. It must be a good place to work, because the employees stay there pretty long, so whenever…
By Ron McNinch In the last few months, I have been talking about my belief that the current Guam Legislature simply has not been serving the community well. I also believe that…
