By Mabel Doge Luhan Kimberly B. Esmores, have you absolutely no shame? Nor self-respect? Do you have any limits on what you’ll write when someone tells you to? The Saipan…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Well, butter my biscuit! Another “investor” is “going to open” another four-star, international brand name hotel in Saipan! According to the September 9th article “Former Hyatt…
By Mabel Doge Luhan That was a close call! The CNMI almost lost its foremost falcon-loving hyperelderly busybody! Well, it all started with some confusion about the meaning of the…
Remember that time your parents punished you for doing something wrong and you were mad but then you didn’t make a mess of your life and later on you were…
With its recent embrace of conjugation, punctuation, and attribution, the Marianas Variety has become downright boring! AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BOREDOM. So I’ve switched to reading the Saipan…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I admit I have a bee in my bonnet when it comes to fellows named Donald. Who could blame me? I have a long political memory!…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It seems like just yesterday: I wrote my HELPFUL, INNOVATIVE, VALUE-ADDING article about 902 talks. My point was that Washington, DC isn’t Onlyfans, and the feds…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Have you ever thought about all the things you can buy with $10? Maybe it’s not much, but most people in the CNMI spend over an…
[Editor’s note: Kandit mistakenly published the first draft of Ms. Luhan’s opinion on July 29, 2024. We apologize to our readers and provide this updated article as of 6:48 p.m.,…
By Mabel Doge Luhan If you go around wearing a sign that says Kick Me, don’t you think someone will take you up on the offer? Since ever since, the…
