By Mabel Doge Luhan What a joy it is to see Bryan Manabat covering a topic he knows well: poor reporting! This morning’s article is titled “Retired judge dismayed by…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh my, the CNMI is in fiscal crisis, just as it has been ever since! The vocal know-it-alls propose the same diagnosis, and solution, as they’ve…

By Mabel Doge Luhan My Cyber Monday started well! Not only did I have a big, healthy morning shit, but so did the Saipan Tribune! Their truly coprophilous article, “Hyatt…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Just like the time a gentleman suitor on SilverSingles asked me whether I speak Greek, I think the Saipan Tribune might be in the midst of…

By Mabel Doge Luhan If you’re going to do something, it’s always better to complete the mission, instead of just stopping halfway.  Consider my two most virile falcons, Genghis Khan…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, death and taxes! How well they dance together! I haven’t paid any taxes since I had myself declared legally dead in 1962. Perhaps that boy…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I, for one, am against open borders. Foreigners claim to be “in search of a better life,” but all they do is take away our livelihoods…

By Mabel Doge Luhan There’s nothing better than being an opinion columnist! As I posted on my Xanga, I AM HERE TO EXPRESS, NOT TO IMPRESS. I have no duties…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Hey, Jude! In the October 26th Marianas Variety article (and I use that term loosely!) “Senate adopts joint resolution calling for 902 talks,” you were quoted…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love the avant garde! Just last night, I saw performance art of a plushie Jesus shooting pugua spit from his bussy! And this…