Lessons from the “Tucker Carlson Just Made It Up And I Repeated It Act of 20-never”
By Mabel Doge Luhan Troy Torso always celebrates the winners in the news. I, on the other side, am A HYPERELDERLY WRETCH, so I want their names when they lose!…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Troy Torso always celebrates the winners in the news. I, on the other side, am A HYPERELDERLY WRETCH, so I want their names when they lose!…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Thank you, Bryan Manabat! I thoroughly enjoyed the science-fiction story you published in the Variety’s April 19th issue: “Hong Kong Airlines chairman to captain inaugural flight…
Oh my! This April is starting with a bang! Not only are there IPI lawsuits flying left and right, not only are the Congressional Delegate candidates maneuvering for initial position,…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love science fiction! I even read some of the newer up-and-coming authors, such as Isaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury. Those whippersnappers sure know…
By Mabel Doge Luhan “IPI ready to transfer license and leave NMI,” the Marianas Variety announced in its March 4 headline. I thought it was my FALCONS flying overhead, but…
By Mabel Doge Luhan What a busy month it’s been! First Groundhog Day, then Korean and Taiwanese New Year (although I didn’t forget to wish our Chinese friends 习近平就是一个杀人流氓) ,…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, Carter Widmor, we hardly knew you! Running from the law is nothing new. What was remarkable in Carter’s case was that as an escaped fugitive…
By Mabel Doge Luhan [Editor’s note: I failed to publish Ms. Luhan’s article Friday, when it should have published.] Happy Friday! A day off for the intrepid reporters at the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Who stole my Manabat? I’ve been a bit under the weather since I heard the news of Donald Turnip still ambulating mostly under his own power.…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a little bit off-topic, but I just want to make an announcement: I am 2024 Opinion Columnist for the US Territories. As if that weren’t…