Oh how the tables have turned
By Mabel Doge Luhan What a joy it is to see Bryan Manabat covering a topic he knows well: poor reporting! This morning’s article is titled “Retired judge dismayed by…
By Mabel Doge Luhan What a joy it is to see Bryan Manabat covering a topic he knows well: poor reporting! This morning’s article is titled “Retired judge dismayed by…
By Mabel Doge Luhan My Cyber Monday started well! Not only did I have a big, healthy morning shit, but so did the Saipan Tribune! Their truly coprophilous article, “Hyatt…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Just like the time a gentleman suitor on SilverSingles asked me whether I speak Greek, I think the Saipan Tribune might be in the midst of…
By Mabel Doge Luhan If you’re going to do something, it’s always better to complete the mission, instead of just stopping halfway. Consider my two most virile falcons, Genghis Khan…
By Mabel Doge Luhan There’s nothing better than being an opinion columnist! As I posted on my Xanga, I AM HERE TO EXPRESS, NOT TO IMPRESS. I have no duties…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love the avant garde! Just last night, I saw performance art of a plushie Jesus shooting pugua spit from his bussy! And this…
By Mabel Doge Luhan What is the job of a newspaper, if not to demean and belittle the most vulnerable members of our society? Comfort the comfortable, and don’t forget…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Maybe at my age, I’m getting loopy. Maybe it’s the shot of laudanum I’ve been adding to my morning swig of Scott’s Emulsion. But I just…
By Mabel Doge Luhan TIMES ARE TOUGH in the CNMI, and everyone is looking for a way to make a buck! It’s been decades since I’ve had any inquiries thrown…
By Mabel Doge Luhan This is TOO MUCH. The Marianas Variety has gone TOO FAR. Considering what’s been happening lately in the world of falconry (oh, you know exactly what…