By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Laudanum froyo just hasn’t been enough to get my mind off of the coming coronation of President Musk and…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations and felicitations to Fat Hitler, soon to be our new emperor! TrumpLovr670 and SPNLuv2H8, along with the betting markets, had a better read on the…

By Mabel Doge Luhan “Hello! I’m a total piece of shit! I despise you and will make you suffer! Vote for me!” It’s not often that a politician openly announces…

Props to James Camacho, who was recently arrested with a devilish cache of meth on his person. No big ups to anyone for using or especially distributing poison. But indeed…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh goodness! I was afraid that if Bryan Manabat learned to write, I’d have to retire! Well, he did learn to write. His latest articles in…

By Mabel Doge Luhan On June 22, which seems like The Before Times in constitutional law terms, Kandit emailed MVA asking for staffing and salary and benefits information of its…

Happy Liberation Day! As every child learns on Liberation Day, BIBA REPUBLICAN! No, that’s the wrong one. What I mean is: WE WERE LIBERATED FROM THE AMERICANS, NOT BY THE…

Star Marianas has sued Marianas Southern Airways, its parent company Southern Airways Express, and Keith Stewart in his individual capacity, and is asking the U.S. District Court of the CNMI…

I admit I haven’t kept up with affairs in Russia since Czar Nicholas Junior and I attended the races at the Moscow Hippodrome just before that nasty little almost-revolution of…

[Editor’s note: This article by Mabel Doge Luhan is in response to the reaction to her first article – “So, about that horrible sign in Guam” – on the Guam…