By Mabel Doge Luhan TIMES ARE TOUGH in the CNMI, and everyone is looking for a way to make a buck!  It’s been decades since I’ve had any inquiries thrown…

By Mabel Doge Luhan This is TOO MUCH. The Marianas Variety has gone TOO FAR. Considering what’s been happening lately in the world of falconry (oh, you know exactly what…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Who, other than the CNMI BOOST committee, isn’t a fan of honest accounting? I live for a good, clean, well-kept set of books! Strictly uncooked, pot…

By Mabel Doge Luhan A wise man once said, “Beverage is the soul of wit.” If that’s true, then the Marianas Variety must have consumed all the drinks!  Its satire…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I was OVERJOYED when Governor Palazzo instituted a PRICE FREEZE because of the impending whirlyboo! I love low prices. I’m not Chinese or Jewish, but I…