By Mabel Doge Luhan Hey, Jude! In the October 26th Marianas Variety article (and I use that term loosely!) “Senate adopts joint resolution calling for 902 talks,” you were quoted…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love the avant garde! Just last night, I saw performance art of a plushie Jesus shooting pugua spit from his bussy! And this…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I was playing “Alcoholic or Schizophrenic?” while reading the Marianas Variety comments section and a thought came: why does the CNMI require immigration status in order…

By Mabel Doge Luhan What is the job of a newspaper, if not to demean and belittle the most vulnerable members of our society? Comfort the comfortable, and don’t forget…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Maybe at my age, I’m getting loopy. Maybe it’s the shot of laudanum I’ve been adding to my morning swig of Scott’s Emulsion. But I just…

By Mabel Doge Luhan TIMES ARE TOUGH in the CNMI, and everyone is looking for a way to make a buck!  It’s been decades since I’ve had any inquiries thrown…

By Mabel Doge Luhan This is TOO MUCH. The Marianas Variety has gone TOO FAR. Considering what’s been happening lately in the world of falconry (oh, you know exactly what…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Who, other than the CNMI BOOST committee, isn’t a fan of honest accounting? I live for a good, clean, well-kept set of books! Strictly uncooked, pot…

By Mabel Doge Luhan A wise man once said, “Beverage is the soul of wit.” If that’s true, then the Marianas Variety must have consumed all the drinks!  Its satire…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I was OVERJOYED when Governor Palazzo instituted a PRICE FREEZE because of the impending whirlyboo! I love low prices. I’m not Chinese or Jewish, but I…