The latest issue of plagiarized Chinese Communist Party propaganda is out in Saipan!
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
(La’la’ Guahan)–Lå’la’, a Junior Achievement company sponsored by printing giant Graphic Center, Inc., hosted an Expo focused on Mental Health Awareness Sunday, December 17 at the Agana Shopping Center. At the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Making an airplane is hard! So when China built the “Chinese” Comac C919, they copied the fuselage from Airbus and the engines from GE. Making an…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t technology wonderful? Orville just gave me his old T-Mobile Sidekick, apparently because it lacks a kitchen appliance! What will they think of next? He’s just…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I’m fresh out of benzos and my dealer’s not answering the phone — it must be Christmas! We have a lot to be grateful for this…
The short of this story is we’re looking for your charity to get a food truck volunteers will use to bring food volunteers cook to feed hungry people in Yigo.…
Hundreds of public school students from Yigo – one of the poorest villages in Guam – received Christmas gifts because of the charity of generous business people, and patrons of…
One hundred students of F.B. Leon Guerrero Middle School will be getting Christmas presents Friday because of the love of their teacher, a complete stranger stationed on the U.S.S. Frank…