While CNMI tourism officials blow public funds on dead-end junkets and associated businessmen push a dead-end Chinese investment policy, Arnold Palacios reportedly is making promised inroads to securing more federal…
As some of the wealthiest CNMI businessmen push for increased Chinese influence in the Commonwealth, the federal government continues its crackdown on yet another alleged attempt by residents to smuggle…
I admire the hardworking Saipan Chinese News! Holidays or not, they publish on time! Of course, publishing on time is a lot easier when they plagiarize almost all of the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Making an airplane is hard! So when China built the “Chinese” Comac C919, they copied the fuselage from Airbus and the engines from GE. Making an…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I’m fresh out of benzos and my dealer’s not answering the phone — it must be Christmas! We have a lot to be grateful for this…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s wonderful being the best at something! I slip my shuffleboard scorekeep a few Andy Jacksons to ensure I win every match. Indeed, I follow Mainland…
It’s interesting to read the whining of tourism officials and representatives of companies that received millions in corporate welfare from federal pandemic funds. ‘We are in desperate mode,’ say those…
By Tina Sablan In recent weeks, the Commonwealth Ports Authority (CPA) has raised airport fees by an astronomical 90% and hired DC-based law firm Kirstein & Young at $775/hour to…
