Guess who’s paying for MVA’s junket to Malaysia. Yup. You.
By Mabel Doge Luhan I just learned from my wheelman (the one who’s bi-curious) that MVA was in Japan at the same time as TAYLOR SWIFT. ALL IS FORGIVEN. I…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I just learned from my wheelman (the one who’s bi-curious) that MVA was in Japan at the same time as TAYLOR SWIFT. ALL IS FORGIVEN. I…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I commend Chris Concepcion of the Marianas Visitors’ Authority on traveling to Japan to meet with our travel partners and confirm that we don’t have any…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s been almost four months since MVA’s Chris Concepcion told the Marianas Variety that Hong Kong Airlines will resume flights to Saipan in November 2023. Except…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love to party! I believe it was MC Ride, or maybe William McKinley, who told me that nobody brings a party like Mabel…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh yes, the 902 talks! Where we get to send a few well-connected people to vacation in DC and ask the feds for more stuff. And…
By Mabel Doge Luhan [Editor’s note: I failed to publish Ms. Luhan’s article Friday, when it should have published.] Happy Friday! A day off for the intrepid reporters at the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Who stole my Manabat? I’ve been a bit under the weather since I heard the news of Donald Turnip still ambulating mostly under his own power.…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a little bit off-topic, but I just want to make an announcement: I am 2024 Opinion Columnist for the US Territories. As if that weren’t…
I admire the hardworking Saipan Chinese News! Holidays or not, they publish on time! Of course, publishing on time is a lot easier when they plagiarize almost all of the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations on your investigative reporting, Marianas Variety! You got an awesome scoop in your January 2nd issue. You caught Representative Julie Ogo introducing a completely wack…