By Mabel Doge Luhan You know how much I love parallel universes as a plot device! Why, just four days ago, the Marianas Variety published a color-daguerreotype of some fellow…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Have I ever mentioned to you that I invented the question mark? Charot! But if I wanted to make that claim, I’d certainly go to the…

By Mabel Doge Luhan “It’s mind-boggling,” Kimberlyn King-Hinds told the Variety as they hungrily lapped up every one of her words without challenging it. What, exactly, is mind-boggling? Oh, right,…

Our falcon-loving columnist Mabel Doge Luhan gave me a tongue lashing after she read my editorial The wealthy will never understand today’s struggle. Don’t worry. Saipan’s illustrious advocate for the…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Well, I guess it’s Pride month again! When totally truthful truth-tellers on social media and Kandit comments can tell us the totally true tale of a…

By Mabel Doge Luhan My weekend was super, thanks for asking! I discovered through diligent reading of Wikipedia that Saturday was the birthday of our very own Tina Saipan! It…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh what a scorching week I’ve had! His name: Ricardo. Ricardo’s eyes: cool granite. Ricardo’s hair: the deep brown of Rafet’s panties when he hears police…

By Mabel Doge Luhan In Friday’s Variations, Zaldy Dandan quotes Robert Higgs: “Here in the United States we have been flinging rascals hither and yon for more than two centuries.…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, boo hoo! The Hyatt is closing down! Now I have no idea where I’ll go to “savor” (as the Saipan newspapers always say) recently thawed…

By Mabel Doge Luhan My loyal possums, the impossible is transpiring this very second. I’m praising the CNMI Department of Labor! Their latest press release (about the Division of Employment…