MVA parties at 5-star hotel with our money while real ad agencies can get us those tourists
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love to party! I believe it was MC Ride, or maybe William McKinley, who told me that nobody brings a party like Mabel…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love to party! I believe it was MC Ride, or maybe William McKinley, who told me that nobody brings a party like Mabel…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh yes, the 902 talks! Where we get to send a few well-connected people to vacation in DC and ask the feds for more stuff. And…
By Mabel Doge Luhan [Editor’s note: I failed to publish Ms. Luhan’s article Friday, when it should have published.] Happy Friday! A day off for the intrepid reporters at the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Who stole my Manabat? I’ve been a bit under the weather since I heard the news of Donald Turnip still ambulating mostly under his own power.…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a little bit off-topic, but I just want to make an announcement: I am 2024 Opinion Columnist for the US Territories. As if that weren’t…
I admire the hardworking Saipan Chinese News! Holidays or not, they publish on time! Of course, publishing on time is a lot easier when they plagiarize almost all of the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations on your investigative reporting, Marianas Variety! You got an awesome scoop in your January 2nd issue. You caught Representative Julie Ogo introducing a completely wack…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Making an airplane is hard! So when China built the “Chinese” Comac C919, they copied the fuselage from Airbus and the engines from GE. Making an…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…
