Both sides of the Trump political divide can help our country by trying to understand that most people on both sides truly are concerned about America, the future, community, families,…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Mango Mussolini is on his way to the White House! And oh my, is he going to Trump our shit up! After all, the CNMI runs…

Recently get into a fight with your Chamorro-speaking girlfriend, and you’re wondering what “chadananamu” means? Fret not, friend. Google Translate now translates Chamorro to English and English to Chamorro. Now,…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News Defund DPS. Or just turn it into a civil agency that writes crime reports. Because that’s pretty much all DPS does. Why are…

JUST KIDDING • By Mabel Doge Luhan Long live the Queen! Oh, you didn’t know that Topher and Thom of Marianas Visitors Authority recently cruised over to England? Even if…

Clarence Ike Olivera Roña, a Philippine resident, has been searching for his father for years and believes he lives in Saipan. His father, according to his birth certificate, is Dr.…

By Mabel Doge Luhan In these very unsettling times and the coming reign of King Leer, we can still take comfort in the reliable Emmanuel Erediano and Marianas Variety. No…

From the Office of the Governor of the CNMI: As of 11:00 pm, November 12, 2024, Governor Arnold I. Palacios, in consultation with the CNMI Homeland Security and Emergency Management…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Only three weeks after Mabel’s Table covered the MACS/J&P demand for a tax exemption, it was finally covered in the Marianas Variety! (“MACS’ $8.2M investment hinges…

News release from the CNMI Joint Information Center As of 5:00 pm, November 12, 2024, Governor Arnold I. Palacios, in consultation with the CNMI Homeland Security and Emergency Management (HSEM)…