Why has the hype died about building a new hospital? I thought this issue was important to our leaders. Yet, we’re hearing about every issue – from land swaps to…

By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t technology wonderful? Orville just gave me his old T-Mobile Sidekick, apparently because it lacks a kitchen appliance! What will they think of next?  He’s just…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I’m fresh out of benzos and my dealer’s not answering the phone — it must be Christmas! We have a lot to be grateful for this…

Unchecked police brutality is real in Guam and our governor and chief of police are dressing up that ugliness in a sequin mestiza they hope no one will notice. The…

The editor of the Marianas Variety wrote a critical piece in the Pacific Island Times about the Arnold Palacios administration and the new government that came to power with him…

If all Kandit ever amounted to was a place online that promoted animals and reunited them with their owners, an inspiration to overcome drug abuse, and a catalyst for the…

By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s wonderful being the best at something! I slip my shuffleboard scorekeep a few Andy Jacksons to ensure I win every match. Indeed, I follow Mainland…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, it’s almost Christmas again! Indeed, the Feast of Saint Lucia is usually when my grandchildren stop asking me for unrealistic Christmas gifts, and tone their…