Communist Chinese propaganda flourishing in Saipan, USA

I admire the hardworking Saipan Chinese News! Holidays or not, they publish on time! Of course, publishing on time is a lot easier when they plagiarize almost all of the content.

It’s interesting to think about what these people must tell their children about plagiarizing at school? It’s ok as long as you only plagiarize ideologically correct materials? Or how thankless it must be to be anyone with any original ideas in China. What’s the use, when those who steal from you will be seen as no worse than you are? 

Indeed, why has China under the CCP never invented anything (other than lies)? It’s from not any lack of intellect. People from China do brilliant work once they’ve broken away from the evil machine. And we all know that before the CCP, China invented quite a lot, even the gunpowder without which I could never discipline my servants.

But this hints at so many interesting questions! For example, what does it mean when Betty Bai, the editor of the Saipan Chinese News, who plagiarizes and reprints CCP propaganda as her literal day job, is a translator at the federal district court? 

And while I have no inside scoop on the matter, if I were setting up an espionage cell in a foreign country, especially one with a free press, calling my agents “journalists” would certainly be one of my top strategies. (Oh, but CCP-run China claims that it never spies. In fact, it is the only country in history to claim that it never spies.)

Federal law enforcement might be getting Bai-curious!

I hate to bore you, but my grandchildren NEVER CALL ME, so please let me summarize a bit of what was in this January 5th issue of the Saipan Chinese News:

http://www.spnchinaren.com/nd.jsp?fromColId=2&id=880#_np=2_627

As is my custom, I will list the gist of each article in the January 5 issue of the Saipan Chinese News, and then where it was plagiarized from: 

Koreans find that China is so high-tech
From Global Times (CCP propaganda)
https://mil.sina.cn/2023-12-27/detail-imzzmexc8935809.d.html?from=wap

False alarms harass US lawmakers
From Ta Kung Pao (CCP propaganda)
https://www.takungpao.com/news/232111/2023/1230/928425.html

Americans kidnap Chinese student
From Legal Society (CCP propaganda)
https://m.163.com/dy/article/IN9PIMES0550OOTO.html?spss=adap_pc

Indians are human traffickers
From Ta Kung Pao (CCP propaganda)
https://www.takungpao.com/news/232111/2023/1226/927013.html

Israeli soldiers perish
From Observer Network (CCP propaganda)
https://news.ifeng.com/c/8VrYD9F9NZg

Cai Esheng sentenced to death
From Southern Metropolis (CCP propaganda)
https://m.163.com/dy/article/IN57I8DA05129QAF.html

Everything is ok with banks in China really seriously believe us plz
From gov.cn (CCP propaganda)
https://www.gov.cn/xinwen/2023zccfh/32/index.htm

American CEOs are so weird
From ZaoBao (Singaporean newspaper)
https://www.zaobao.com.sg/wencui/social/story20231229-1458788

Quaker Oats recall
From CTWant (Taiwanese newspaper)
https://www.ctwant.com/article/305058

Foreigners use Bank of China cashless payments
From China News Service (CCP propaganda)
https://m.chinanews.com/wap/detail/zwsp/gn/2023/12-28/10137129.shtml

Economic development in Guangdong Province
From Ta Kung Wen Wei (CCP propaganda)
https://epaper.tkww.hk/a/202312/28/AP658c8500e4b05c8858167a60.html

Alibaba JD.com feud
From China News Weekly (CCP propaganda)
https://news.ifeng.com/c/8Vvy2sWaut6

Americans can’t afford houses
From US China Press (CCP propaganda)
https://www.uschinapress.com/static/content/SZ/2023-12-30/1190666489880943912.html

Chinese people love traveling in China
From US China Press (CCP propaganda)
https://www.uschinapress.com/static/content/SH/2023-12-31/1191033254926392472.html

After all that, I had to take a LONG COLD SHOWER to make sure reading all this propaganda hadn’t made me a CCP drone! Fortunately, I still have no desire to invade foreign countries, dump nuclear waste, gleefully abuse animals, murder Chinese Muslims, steal intellectual property, spread vicious lies, or love all the world’s murderous dictators. 

So I guess I’m still the same old Mabel. Hooray!

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Mabel Doge Luhan is a woman of loose morals. She resides in Kagman V, where she pursues her passions of crocheting, beatboxing, and falconry.