By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Isn’t America great? At least as of this writing (cross my wrinkled fingers), we Americans aren’t required to subscribe…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Hello, fellow illegals! How do you do? You don’t think I’m talking to you? I am! Have you ever…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Thanks, Arnold! Thanks for your full endorsement and support of President Musk, Vice President Putin, and their entire cast…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Laudanum froyo just hasn’t been enough to get my mind off of the coming coronation of President Musk and…

A bit of hope is on the horizon that tourism in the CNMI might have a chance now that Chris Concepcion has resigned from the Marianas Visitors Authority and the…

Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Epiphany! My Feast of the Epiphany did indeed bring a shocking realization: I’m not perfect. It’s a fringe…

Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Just when I thought things in the CNMI couldn’t get any worse, Governor Palacios declared bankruptcy! Moral bankruptcy.…

Opinion By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views 2024 is almost over! And what a year we’ve had. The Saipan Sheraton and Towers opened, with a…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News & Views With only two weeks to go before the Feast of the Circumcision, MVA sure is “working hard” to avoid getting its…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Mango Mussolini is on his way to the White House! And oh my, is he going to Trump our shit up! After all, the CNMI runs…