By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Oh my, Kim (and not Kardashian) wants four hundred million dollars! Sure sounds like a lot of money when…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Homeland Security and ICE are sweeping through Saipan’s businesses and neighborhoods. “Good riddance!” say those who don’t own a…
Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views My, we are living in interesting times. It’s a historian’s playground. Fat Hitler has been doing…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views “Small But Not Freakishly Small” has been the nominal POTUS for less than a month, and he’s already succeeded…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views How does that “Honest Profit” lechon taste, governor? I bet the little guy you’re eating also liked to line…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Isn’t America great? At least as of this writing (cross my wrinkled fingers), we Americans aren’t required to subscribe…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Hello, fellow illegals! How do you do? You don’t think I’m talking to you? I am! Have you ever…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Thanks, Arnold! Thanks for your full endorsement and support of President Musk, Vice President Putin, and their entire cast…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Laudanum froyo just hasn’t been enough to get my mind off of the coming coronation of President Musk and…
A bit of hope is on the horizon that tourism in the CNMI might have a chance now that Chris Concepcion has resigned from the Marianas Visitors Authority and the…
