By Mabel Doge Luhan If you’re going to do something, it’s always better to complete the mission, instead of just stopping halfway.  Consider my two most virile falcons, Genghis Khan…

Ever wonder how so many people without jobs can afford meth? I’ll save a few words and skip right to the solution: Lou Leon Guerrero should delegate a team of…

We have spent the past decade lamenting the cascade of lawlessness that has gripped our homes, neighborhoods, workplaces, and tourist district. That lamentation became a worry so great, Home Depot…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I, for one, am against open borders. Foreigners claim to be “in search of a better life,” but all they do is take away our livelihoods…

(Indian Temple of Guam)—Indian Temple of Guam, Guam’s premier Indian cultural association, is thrilled to announce the annual Diwali Ball ’23. An evening dedicated to celebrating the Festival of Lights,…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love the avant garde! Just last night, I saw performance art of a plushie Jesus shooting pugua spit from his bussy! And this…

I wonder if NettyCee misses the chirps of the birds throughout San Antonio. Or if my niece misses the drive by East Hagatna Bay at sunset. As I visit Saipan…

By Mabel Doge Luhan What is the job of a newspaper, if not to demean and belittle the most vulnerable members of our society? Comfort the comfortable, and don’t forget…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Maybe at my age, I’m getting loopy. Maybe it’s the shot of laudanum I’ve been adding to my morning swig of Scott’s Emulsion. But I just…

Voting has started for the Pacific Daily News’ Pika’s Best of Guam 2023, and I humbly ask that you register in the voting, and vote for Grace Tacuyan-Witt to become…