By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News & Views Donald Dump is right: these tariffs will save America. But the Cuckolded Coxcomb is wrong about how. Of course tariffs won’t…

By Mabel Doge Luhan, Kandit News & Views Hello MAGA! Now that prices are way up and employment and the stock market are way down, how does winning feel? Are…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Remember crime? I’m not talking about the boost program. I just mean crime as a general concept that comes…

    Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views My, we are living in interesting times. It’s a historian’s playground. Fat Hitler has been doing…

Pinigil ng Pulis, Alagad ng Immigration, o FBI The following is in Tagalog, translated and provided by the ACLU. It provides tips to the undocumented about their Constitutional rights and…

The following is in Chinese, translated from material provided by the ACLU. It provides tips to the undocumented about their Constitutional rights and how to react peacefully and dutifully when…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views “Small But Not Freakishly Small” has been the nominal POTUS for less than a month, and he’s already succeeded…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Isn’t America great? At least as of this writing (cross my wrinkled fingers), we Americans aren’t required to subscribe…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Laudanum froyo just hasn’t been enough to get my mind off of the coming coronation of President Musk and…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations and felicitations to Fat Hitler, soon to be our new emperor! TrumpLovr670 and SPNLuv2H8, along with the betting markets, had a better read on the…