By Mabel Doge Luhan I love it when someone asks me for $12.4 million dollars, and warns me that they won’t even be able to achieve anything with that money!…

Zaldy Dandan’s editorial “An uncanny resemblance to the world’s oldest profession” alleges that “House members are “‘rationing’ and ‘timing’ their ‘revelations’ and subpoenas to keep the issue alive throughout this…

Props to James Camacho, who was recently arrested with a devilish cache of meth on his person. No big ups to anyone for using or especially distributing poison. But indeed…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Chalk one up for my LONGTIME PROTEGE, Leona Helmsley! In 2007 she had herself declared dead entirely for tax reasons (copying my 1962 tax maneuver). But…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh goodness! I was afraid that if Bryan Manabat learned to write, I’d have to retire! Well, he did learn to write. His latest articles in…

“I’ll tell you right away what the average CNMI government official, and the average Marianas Variety comment-writer, will say in response to this: It’s the overstayers! It’s the Chinese Guam-boaters…

By Mabel Doge Luhan On June 22, which seems like The Before Times in constitutional law terms, Kandit emailed MVA asking for staffing and salary and benefits information of its…

Happy Liberation Day! As every child learns on Liberation Day, BIBA REPUBLICAN! No, that’s the wrong one. What I mean is: WE WERE LIBERATED FROM THE AMERICANS, NOT BY THE…

I admit I haven’t kept up with affairs in Russia since Czar Nicholas Junior and I attended the races at the Moscow Hippodrome just before that nasty little almost-revolution of…

By Mabel Doge Luhan If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right! Dear old Luther Ingram! My previous article pointed out what [Marianas Visitors Authority] is doing…