Guess who’s paying for MVA’s junket to Malaysia. Yup. You.
By Mabel Doge Luhan I just learned from my wheelman (the one who’s bi-curious) that MVA was in Japan at the same time as TAYLOR SWIFT. ALL IS FORGIVEN. I…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I just learned from my wheelman (the one who’s bi-curious) that MVA was in Japan at the same time as TAYLOR SWIFT. ALL IS FORGIVEN. I…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I commend Chris Concepcion of the Marianas Visitors’ Authority on traveling to Japan to meet with our travel partners and confirm that we don’t have any…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s been almost four months since MVA’s Chris Concepcion told the Marianas Variety that Hong Kong Airlines will resume flights to Saipan in November 2023. Except…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oh, how I love to party! I believe it was MC Ride, or maybe William McKinley, who told me that nobody brings a party like Mabel…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Who stole my Manabat? I’ve been a bit under the weather since I heard the news of Donald Turnip still ambulating mostly under his own power.…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a little bit off-topic, but I just want to make an announcement: I am 2024 Opinion Columnist for the US Territories. As if that weren’t…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations on your investigative reporting, Marianas Variety! You got an awesome scoop in your January 2nd issue. You caught Representative Julie Ogo introducing a completely wack…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Making an airplane is hard! So when China built the “Chinese” Comac C919, they copied the fuselage from Airbus and the engines from GE. Making an…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…
