By Mabel Doge Luhan “It’s mind-boggling,” Kimberlyn King-Hinds told the Variety as they hungrily lapped up every one of her words without challenging it. What, exactly, is mind-boggling? Oh, right,…
By Arnold I. Palacios Though I appreciate the recent efforts by the Chamber of Commerce to gather local businesses and decision-makers to put forth ideas to accelerate the Commonwealth’s economic…
By Glen Hunter China’s growing presence in the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands (CNMI) cannot be ignored. Using strategic capitalist methods, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has been making…
While CNMI tourism officials blow public funds on dead-end junkets and associated businessmen push a dead-end Chinese investment policy, Arnold Palacios reportedly is making promised inroads to securing more federal…
As some of the wealthiest CNMI businessmen push for increased Chinese influence in the Commonwealth, the federal government continues its crackdown on yet another alleged attempt by residents to smuggle…
I admire the hardworking Saipan Chinese News! Holidays or not, they publish on time! Of course, publishing on time is a lot easier when they plagiarize almost all of the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Isn’t it great to have friends? I mean real friends, like my friends in Langley who let me use some of their AI tools to identify…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Making an airplane is hard! So when China built the “Chinese” Comac C919, they copied the fuselage from Airbus and the engines from GE. Making an…
By Mabel Doge Luhan It’s a sad day for Mabel’s Mockery Machine when the Variety is producing grammatically correct, factual, and even professionally journalistic news. Zaldy Dandan actually wrote a…
By Mabel Doge Luhan I’m fresh out of benzos and my dealer’s not answering the phone — it must be Christmas! We have a lot to be grateful for this…
