By Mabel Doge Luhan On October 8, Kandit sent the Marianas Visitors Authority an Open Government Act request. We asked for a roster of who went on MVA’s latest trip…

By Mabel Doge Luhan This law thing — are we serious about it or not? Our newspapers, social media, comments sections / psychiatric overflow facilities, and fiesta tables are full…

No real change so far; the bribes, gangsters, and underwhelming overtures continue By Mabel Doge Luhan How soon is now? Our Commonwealth’s problems were supposed to get better after we…

By Mabel Doge Luhan [Friday] evening, I was strolling my bull mastiff when I came upon a swarm of 1993 Toyota Tercels parked upon Guangdong Hardware Road. Were they extra-early…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Kimberly B. Esmores, have you absolutely no shame? Nor self-respect? Do you have any limits on what you’ll write when someone tells you to? The Saipan…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Well, butter my biscuit! Another “investor” is “going to open” another four-star, international brand name hotel in Saipan! According to the September 9th article “Former Hyatt…

By Mabel Doge Luhan That was a close call! The CNMI almost lost its foremost falcon-loving hyperelderly busybody! Well, it all started with some confusion about the meaning of the…

With its recent embrace of conjugation, punctuation, and attribution, the Marianas Variety has become downright boring! AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BOREDOM. So I’ve switched to reading the Saipan…

By Mabel Doge Luhan I admit I have a bee in my bonnet when it comes to fellows named Donald. Who could blame me? I have a long political memory!…

By Mabel Doge Luhan It seems like just yesterday: I wrote my HELPFUL, INNOVATIVE, VALUE-ADDING article about 902 talks. My point was that Washington, DC isn’t Onlyfans, and the feds…