Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Epiphany! My Feast of the Epiphany did indeed bring a shocking realization: I’m not perfect. It’s a fringe…

Opinion by Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views Just when I thought things in the CNMI couldn’t get any worse, Governor Palacios declared bankruptcy! Moral bankruptcy.…

Opinion By Mabel Doge Luhan for Mabel’s Table, Kandit News & Views 2024 is almost over! And what a year we’ve had. The Saipan Sheraton and Towers opened, with a…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News & Views With only two weeks to go before the Feast of the Circumcision, MVA sure is “working hard” to avoid getting its…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Mango Mussolini is on his way to the White House! And oh my, is he going to Trump our shit up! After all, the CNMI runs…

By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News Defund DPS. Or just turn it into a civil agency that writes crime reports. Because that’s pretty much all DPS does. Why are…

JUST KIDDING • By Mabel Doge Luhan Long live the Queen! Oh, you didn’t know that Topher and Thom of Marianas Visitors Authority recently cruised over to England? Even if…

By Mabel Doge Luhan In these very unsettling times and the coming reign of King Leer, we can still take comfort in the reliable Emmanuel Erediano and Marianas Variety. No…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Only three weeks after Mabel’s Table covered the MACS/J&P demand for a tax exemption, it was finally covered in the Marianas Variety! (“MACS’ $8.2M investment hinges…

By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations and felicitations to Fat Hitler, soon to be our new emperor! TrumpLovr670 and SPNLuv2H8, along with the betting markets, had a better read on the…