Fat Hitler Is Closing In, and No One with Power Is Saying Anything
By Mabel Doge Luhan Mango Mussolini is on his way to the White House! And oh my, is he going to Trump our shit up! After all, the CNMI runs…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Mango Mussolini is on his way to the White House! And oh my, is he going to Trump our shit up! After all, the CNMI runs…
By Mabel Doge Luhan for Kandit News Defund DPS. Or just turn it into a civil agency that writes crime reports. Because that’s pretty much all DPS does. Why are…
JUST KIDDING • By Mabel Doge Luhan Long live the Queen! Oh, you didn’t know that Topher and Thom of Marianas Visitors Authority recently cruised over to England? Even if…
By Mabel Doge Luhan In these very unsettling times and the coming reign of King Leer, we can still take comfort in the reliable Emmanuel Erediano and Marianas Variety. No…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Only three weeks after Mabel’s Table covered the MACS/J&P demand for a tax exemption, it was finally covered in the Marianas Variety! (“MACS’ $8.2M investment hinges…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Congratulations and felicitations to Fat Hitler, soon to be our new emperor! TrumpLovr670 and SPNLuv2H8, along with the betting markets, had a better read on the…
By Mabel Doge Luhan “Hello! I’m a total piece of shit! I despise you and will make you suffer! Vote for me!” It’s not often that a politician openly announces…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Have you ever been tempted? For example, when the neighborhood rapscallions offered you a bunch of BIG SHINY NICKELS in exchange for THOSE TEENY-TINY DIMES? Or…
By Mabel Doge Luhan What’s that? A Saipan newspaper article with a brain? Shockingly, the Marianas Variety’s October 14th article “Retirees want a Settlement Fund trustee from NMI” includes ACTUAL…
By Mabel Doge Luhan Oops, he did it again! I am referring, of course, to Bryan Manabat, and his headline in the October 23 Marianas Variety: “Former Hyatt to reopen…
